Calorie counts are ruining my dining experiences!
In the war against obesity is anyone concerned about the reverse effect, eating disorders that involve me starving myself because I see that my value meal is more fat and calories than anyone should ever eat in one sitting? At times like this I must admit ignorance was true bliss. On occasion I walk into a fast food joint to satisfy my need for something greasy on a bun. My only diet plan is to go sans the fries to justify that burger fix. (Truth be told, I am just not a fan of fries.)
I look up at the menu and there are now too many numbers. Did the price go up...huh? Wait...that is the calorie chart. Give me a break. Anyone that is counting calories is not going to a fast food restaurant for any of their meals. Sure, as they are licking their yogurt spoons they would much rather be eating something solid. They have made the choice to cut back the calories. I say good for them! But why must I be subjected to this cruel and unusual form of punishment as they are depriving themselves? It just doesn't seem fair.
I seriously hate that this “epidemic” is spreading to the guiltiest of my pleasures. Are there some people walking into Taco Bell and assuming everything is fat free as they ask for extra sour cream? Maybe because the calories weren't posted they have assumed that fried chicken is a good choice at KFC so they throw in another biscuit?
A few weeks ago I woke up having fancy thoughts of a Whopper. No, not a Whopper Jr....a full grown Whopper with cheese and onion rings. All morning I worshiped the King and as soon as lunch time rolled around I convinced my friend that we simply had to go to Burger King! Yes, I looked at that chart but I purposefully avoided what pertained to my order. I ate that burger, all of it and the rings too. Then, I happily sat back and looked at my empty wrapper and sighed with complete satisfaction.
I seriously doubt the value of calorie charts.




